Refuse to explain, explain to refuse (the lingo-dingo)


Today, I met a strange creature. The strangest thing about this creature was that it could talk, or actually communicate on a simple most clear level. A level that eludes talk and language altogether. I call the creature a lingo-dingo, looks like a dog in that but is cooler than a cat with a pipe and a hat, smoking like it's joking, but than way deeper.

I was of course dreaming or just walking on the border of here and there of reality and fantasy or wherever the hell I ended up though not for all too long. Up comes this creature big like a lion with teeth twice the size of mentioned cat. Goofy looks put me at ease, I could simply feel the beast would not bite despite its roaring vocabulary.

"Hey!" seemed to roar from out of its tail.
"Uh." I anticipated as softly spoken as I could.
"Don't be afraid. I already had breakfast, brunch and lunch. I just want to talk. I have some silly questions, but only because you people speak silly language."
"Uh, good. But I don't have much time really."
"You don't have any time, but that aside."
"I guess I understand what you try to say."
"Good if you do, no bother if you don't. So listen here, am I correct that you are writing for a living?"
"Sorta yea."
"See we lingo-dingo's as you in particular call us just live for a living, keep that aside but in mind as well. Now I came across two words that I can't figure out at all. There are numerous others in that respect, but these two bother the hell out of me."
"Good, shoot."
"Explain and refuse!"
"I can't do both of them at the same time!"
"I mean for what reason does explain mean to give insight and refuse, if I'm correct, means to deny in some form."
"Okay, I see. Interesting that you come up with that. A lot of words that I use while writing can bring me to some sort of limit of thought in the process. Hey, yea now I see what you mean. If something is plain it shouldn't require explanation, it would appear that by explaining explain it would become rather difficult. Yea, in that sense it is a bit of a retarded word. Though if you reason from the other side of it and conclude that something on first look is not plain you explain it."
"It makes some sense to reason from the other side around it, but it is not quite satisfactory."
"Well why are you a lingo-dingo?"
"Simple!"
"How simple?"
"You gave me that name. Simply because you people cannot understand things that go nameless especially when they're able to move or on top of that give display of being lingoid."
"Lingoid! Never thought of that one."
"You will most likely never forget it from now on. But that aside, I can kinda live with your opening up on explain but you still haven't given me your view on refuse. I mean if to fuse means to blend than refuse should consequentially mean to blend again or some more. I understand however that refuse in your speech is almost the opposite of its consequential meaning."
"Yea, but see human language is not consequential for the most part. It's rather circumstantial."
"Do you mean consequential as in linear and circumstantial as in more rounded?"
"Good observation, probably yes. Okay lemme think about refuse a bit."
"Sure. Wanna take a puff?"
"That's a spiffy spliff, how did you manage to make one a those with paws like yours."
"I probably didn't make it, it must be your writing that put it in my hands."
"Well however it got into your paws, I'm gonna take up on the offer."
"I guess I just gained an insight in things that are hard to refuse."
"If I hadn't called you a lingo-dingo before I would now trade it for dope-dog."
"Call me whatever you like just explain refuse without reverse."
"Smart fart dope dog for a lingo-dingo you are indeed. Ah, that cools the brain down."
"Don't confuse me now!"
"Sorry Mr. Lingo-dingo."
"Hey if I had wings or tits you'd call me chick, so call me lady or madam."
"Oops, it was just hard to tell so in that case we usually assume he instead of she."
"Yea, I'm aware of that flaw in human perception among other things that are quite obviously observed."
"You know I'm writing a story called Obvious observations."
"Good for you."
"Okay, don't get impatient."
"Hahaha, impatient? I have all the time because I claim none of it. Besides doctors have this tendency to become impatient whereas patients tend to become indoctrinated."
"Damn you make hilarious remarks, how am I supposed to think when you stuff my brains with whatever you make up."
"Stop making up mine, make up your own!"
"Ah you're serious again."
"Never quite got out of that sequence."
"Well, I've thought about it and it's plain to me now that explain should make more sense if from now on it would become replain, while exfuse could easily make up for unwillingness to fuse."
"Is that an understanding?"
"Meaning?"
"I must be on my way now, pass me my spliffy back I'm off to wet that tree over there."
"I see no tree?"
"Never mind."

"Oh Mr. Groovus, could you please stop talking to yourself, you're upsetting the other patients. The good doctor will be right with you. I do take it you have ingested your medicine today?"
"Where did the dog go?"
"Mr. Groovus have you taken your medicine today?"
"Exfuse me but I gotta replain some shit."
The nurse shakes her head. She thinks I'm crazy, she thinks she knows so. She could be right!


Groovz out.